Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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