Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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