Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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