strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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