would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
