I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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