How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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