Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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