I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
It's never too late to be topless.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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