it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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