stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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