i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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