I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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