either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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