Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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