No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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