I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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