Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
