have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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