Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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