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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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