Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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