Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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