So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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