I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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