This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
