well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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