is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
