i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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