Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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