Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
All I want is dick and wine.
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