HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The power of my boobs compel you
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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