you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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