Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
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