i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Shame - the story of my life.
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