Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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