Need sex. Gaining weight.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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