i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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