Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
