I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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