The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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