38 yer olds are good kisserssss
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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