How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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