Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
me + whiskey = a bad person
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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