my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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