I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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