did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
it's great music for shaving your balls
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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