if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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