HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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