I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
